im just a simple blogger, i wake up at 4 am to tend to my meme crop, i dont want any trouble
i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”
Of all the things that didn’t happen, this didn’t happen the most
Whole lot of kids who don’t understand how the union works getting cross today
Paul hasn’t emailed me about an exciting new game yet :(
"Bluh bluh why haven’t the English been given their own parliament and choice about the Union bluh bluh"
Motherfuckers have you not been to London our Parliament is right fucking there it’s bloody massive
" casadelanime: Reluctant tumblr superstar” will never not be hilarious to me.
i dunno why but i read this as reluctant anime superstar
this idea worked too well to let it pass by sorry jake
not sorry jake
what the fuck this keeps happening